![]() What did the summer campers call the bear with no teeth?… A gummy bear.If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands.Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog.Can a hamburger date a hot dog at summer camp?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! ( Hamburger Jokes / Hot Dog Jokes / Wedding Jokes).What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp.What vegetable do you eat at summer camp when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts! ( Farming Jokes).What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! ( Bacon Jokes ).What did the bread do at summer camp?… It loafed around.Camper #1 yells to Camper #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!” ( Camping Jokes) Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 was on one side of the river.When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon.A Summer Camp Lifeguard Reprimanded a camper: Lifeguard: Boy! Stop peeing in the pool! Boy: But everyone does! Lifeguard: I know, but not from the diving board!.What is a math teacher’s and math students’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! ( Math Jokes for Kids & Math Jokes for Teachers).Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! ( Fishing Jokes & Jokes for Teachers).Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp.What is the best way to steer a canoe at summer camp?… Either oar.What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race.( 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Ice-T Jokes ) Which letter is the coolest at summer camp?… Iced t.Do you know the name of the summer camp director in France?… Phillipe Phloppe. ![]() We got into an argument over which canoe to get take. My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp.Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! ( Shark Jokes for Kids).Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer camp jokes.Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / Top 50 Summer Camp Jokes ( Summer Camp Jokes).Top 10 Twitter Accounts for Summer Camps.Find qualified tutors in your area today! My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. ![]()
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